Short Jokes

Santa goes for a movie…

Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says toSanta: "I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus." Santa answers: "I do not believe that." They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema. Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second time." Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again."


kartar Singh's Sweater....

Mrs. Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater .


Laloo Yadav.........

A piece entitled ' In praise of Laloo Yadav ' , says :They have Hawala , We have Gowala ,They have Hulla-Balloo , We have Laloo,They have a Pouting P.M. , We have a Shouting C.M.,They have a Beta , We have a Saala....


Jurassic Park

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata" ....

Cows Don't Fly
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up toobserve a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the birddropped a load when it was directly over him. TheSardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

Urine Test
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying likeanything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished andasked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for myurine test."

Phone Book
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the libraryand said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was themost boring I've ever read. There was no storywhatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person whotook our phone book."